May 2013
thegiantsquids:
you can tell a lot about someone based on what their favorite part of chex mix is
im actually laughing really hard looking at the background of these pictures because everyone looks so angry and mad
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laughs because im looking at graduation pictures and i sat right behind where people were handed their diploma, so im in nearly every single picture of people being handed their diplomas and looking impatient and unhappy.
daimondosareagirlsbestfriend:
Why does homura stop wearing glasses When she turns into à magical girl?
She started wearing contract lenses
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im getting upset over little things i shouldnt be getting upset over
i have makeup in my eyes and it is burning.
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TIME TO GO GRADUA T E
theonethatwearssweatshirts:
fennecat:
one time i thought i was sexually attracted to someone but it just turned out i was actually really hungry
did you try eating them
that might have been mildly socially unacceptable
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
ITS OBVIOUS THE GOVT FAKED THE MOON LANDING, WHERE...
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gloriouspumpkin:
I can see 7 years into the future
I have 2020 vision
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
trillow:
if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
one time i thought i was sexually attracted to someone but it just turned out i was actually really hungry
i cant tell whether im dehydrated, hungry, tired, or sad
or all of them
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graduation aauahg falls on floor rolls around and cries
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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im watching attack on titan
c ri es
this is so depressing why
ididthatonce:
stumblingphrases:
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
I just got back from seeing the Great Gatsby and I thought it was really good! Particularly for a movie intended to be big and popular and extend to a wide audience. I thought it did a good job conveying the theme and tone of the book and adding in little symbolic details, while not overdoing it too much.
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Okay, a little bragging moment here
2amcarsonacable:
My school’s award ceremony was today. I got silver for recognition on the National Spanish exam, an award and my name on a plaque for creative writing, the presidential service award, and an award for ‘outstanding talent in drama’ also with my name on a plaque. The last one is so amazing to me because I shared the award with a girl who has been in drama all four years of high...
The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.
No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of...
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2amcarsonacable replied to your post: oh, i just got back from our awards ceremony and I…
How come I’m not mentioned here Olivia? Jeez.
Do you want to be mentioned? (then do something mentionable)
“My other best friend kind of just sat there and was like ‘wwaht’ and got some other award but who cares about that.”
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oh, i just got back from our awards ceremony and I got the Top English Student and Top Psychology Student awards. which is pretty cool. they gave me jellybeans.
my best friend got an award named after her for all her work in theatre, which is also really cool.
2amcarsonacable:
fennecat:
my family is home
oh no… its starting already..
the po l it cal ta lk
I’m sure it will start tomorrow for me
maybe we should throw both of our families in a room together and make them fight each other for dominance. You may have more members but mine are journalists and lawyers which evens the odds.
I’ll put money that my grandmother wins single...
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my family is home
oh no… its starting already..
the po l it cal ta lk
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
