March 2012
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
hellasafety:
i dont listen to dubstep because i only like the sub
pretty sure im ruining all these pick up lines.
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hey, all you people changing your urls/following me and stuff from other sites.
i feel really bad because i cant ever remember who you are but i know half of you are friends.
Do you mind reminding me what your name on tm/nfa was?
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i want to watch supernatural so bad
but im only on episode two
and im already terrified.
help im a wimp.
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Watchthe-oncelers-kawaii-booty:
dirk-strudel:
jfC
This is literally PERFECT omg. Best Kanaya ever. Can you like. Bear my children. Or.
sometimes i forget that my name isn’t Fenne since thats all people call me online.
its sort of weird because i occasionally expect people to call me it, especially when talking to people on facebook and then i remember they only know me by my real name.
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What pokemon type are you? →
chai-muffins:
superspecks:
kingkimochi:
dinotits:
rareredmeat:
Flying type The noblest and most ambitious type! A highly determined person, you always strive to become the very best you can be and are a high-achiever. You make a great leader and enjoy helping others achieve their dreams, instead of just achieving your own. If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who is just as...
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What if we all had to speak in rhyme
come up with a pattern at the drop of the dime
what would that do to all our time?
Make people think before they think
words wouldn’t just go down in the sink
there and gone in an eye blink.
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beagleaegis:
she wears short skirts im a satanist shes cheer captain and ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
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kerzeriver:
tardisexuality:
They’re called...
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its so weird, tumblr is starting to get popular in my school and so these popular kids will be looking at tumblr on their ipad or whatever and ill just be quietly sitting watching them. And they’ll be looking at a bunch of ice cream cones or something.
And I might say something, genuine or sarcastic and they’ll say
“Have you ever heard of tumblr? Do you know what tumblr...
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loveslight:
what if you become a magical girl and you don’t like your outfit
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i didnt actually realize
people used yolo outside of tumblr unironically.
…
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I don't ship Vriska with a lot of people
simplybeiuetuifiul:
UPS has a weight fee, you know.
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we're the weird kids in the corner of a site...
jakeenglishisacardinal:
we make fun of the ‘popular kids’ because we’ve already seen the stuff they just found or we just find it just plain stupid
our senses of humor have so many tiers of irony that to normal people it isn’t even funny
we used to pride ourselves on proper grammar but we’ve developed to the point to see things as more in-depth when typed in a strange manner
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youallhate:
sircastiel:
ymfcvvucking-god:
sircastiel:
jesus—-christ:
sircastiel:
f-gfucking-yterlling:
sircastiel:
yournameatthedisco:
sircastiel:
if you have ‘yourname’atthedisco as your url then man no
excuse you
i’mf gfucking yterlling
no i am
jesUS CHRISt
you rang?
onh ymfcVVUCKING gOD
hi
yoU ALL HATE ME
no we don’t.
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Davestuck 2
wariofan63:
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Short hair is fucking overrated.
videochallenge:
justmeranting:
Oh, look at you and your short hair; you’re so fucking edgy and androgynous. How mysterious and alluring.
No, bitch. Look at MY hair. It is shiny and thick and past the middle of my back when it’s straightened, and it’s just plain awesome when it’s curly. I can do bitchy hair flips. I can do hairography. I can whip my hair back and forth.
My hair is awesome,...
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mspandrew:
Whoops I think I broke that webcomics thing. That was probably a bad idea. I should really learn to recognize when I am in the middle of perpetrating a bad idea. One of the major tipoffs is when I start mentioning the Olive Garden.
Ok change of plans dudes stop clicking that goddamn link.
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Why is god always depicted as having a deep voice.
why cant he have like
a really high squeeky voice.
or was like
a really fed up mother or something.
“now you listen here moses this the second time ive had to come down here and if so help me i have to come help you guys one more time i am turning this planet back around.”
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gaymzee:
darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:
gaymzee:
what do you call a voice actor with a broken leg
octolimp
what do you call a voice actor that can’t lift anything
octowimp
what do you call a voice actor that uses photo editing software
octogimp
what do you call a voice actor that can fly
octoblimp
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rottenfruitloop replied to your post: i don’t really get how people don’t think puns are…
I mean, I don’t laugh really hard, but when someone puns, I’ll get this really dorky smirk, and snap my fingers at them in gun formation and say “I see what you did there.” I love puns!
yeah see but im just sitting there like
“HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS GREAT OH GOD AHAHA”
and...
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i don’t really get how people don’t think puns are funny.
like in school there will be a pun or ill make a pun or someone will say a pun
and I’ll start laughing really hard
and everyone will turn around and be like “that wasn’t funny stop laughing omg you actually think thats funny.”
but yeah of course it was funny it was hilarious?
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too coal for you
dottily:
bolin x rock puns
mako x no fun allowed
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