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god hates fags because smoking is harmful to your health and god wants you to be happy and healthy!!
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REMEMBER when I ran an ask blog for Serenity the Firefly? http://askthefirefly.tumblr.com/ yeah you guys should go follow it and ask it some questions while I’m at work and I’ll try and answer some when I get home.
pecchan replied to your photo: i drew my cat icon thing really fast. it looks like you you look like you.
fluffyzombie replied to your photo: i drew my cat avvie thing really fast. Looks really good! Avvie, what a name. oh lmao thats not its name, that was just a shortened version of avatar. i guess i should have said icon.
fennecat: everyone can ship whatever they want and all ships are good ships yes however my ship is a destroyer weighing 2,000 tons and armed with 4 to 6-4” to 5” guns, AA guns, torpedo tubes, and depth charges, and can reach 30+ nauts. so if we got in a fight mine would probably win.
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lordfaptaguise: effyesonedirection: guys check this out basically you just type a message and it goes to a random ask box on tumblr cooool huh~ thats fucking cool
see this is what happens when you try and do something nice for a friend. you get fanfiction written of you.
fey just wrote natsu/fenne/fey smut. im partially disturbed and partially cant stop laughing.
elfspawn replied to your post: elfspawn replied to your post: elfspawn replied to… JUST WATCH ME id rather not watch you. keep your weird smut stories private.
elfspawn replied to your post: elfspawn replied to your post: elfspawn replied to… As long as I can still hump you and put you in my smut stories. you’ve never been able to do that.
elfspawn replied to your post: elfspawn replied to your post: i dont usually… Don’t ruin the moment. //slaps im not ruining anything. you’re the ruiner. stop ruining thing ruiner. thats my new nickname for you.
elfspawn replied to your post: i dont usually suggest for people to follow… Most clever person you’ve met?!?!?!?! GASP irl at least.
i dont usually suggest for people to follow someone, and i hope she wont get annoyed at me for doing this. but you guys should follow http://corytheexplory.tumblr.com/ because shes a really good friend of mine irl and one of the most clever people i ever met - and not in the way that she read tolstoy in her spare time (which im pretty certain ive seen her do) but also shes really funny and i...
everyone can ship whatever they want and all ships are good ships yes however my ship is a destroyer weighing 2,000 tons and armed with 4 to 6-4” to 5” guns, AA guns, torpedo tubes, and depth charges, and can reach 30+ nauts. so if we got in a fight mine would probably win.
johndothewindything: like imagine being drunk and youre reading this great comic and suddenly youre KILLEd and then the author KISSES you on the lIPS and then your LIPS are in the cLOUDS and this is not bcause you are DRUnK IT IS RAELLY HAPPENING
kindergraph: arent they both gonna be at comicon too hussie and dante thats gonna be awkward
immortalsmoke: goatzee: the entire fandom sits on the edge of their seats to see a grown child star’s reaction to being killed and then kissed by a webcomic author. well when you put it like that
What the hell just happened?!?!?! Hussie... are...
wendythang: rufiozuko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
alieninthetheatre replied to your photo: so i joined her art group and used as an example… Damn shame. i agree, some people just have no artistic taste.
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